Meeting Agenda

9:00-9:15 AM: Sycophancy Session

We will gather in a circle and lavish each other with praise. This is the most important part of the meeting. Do not be late.

9:15-11:00 AM: Back-patting

We will spend an hour patting each other on the back, just for good measure. Don't worry, it won't hurt.

11:00-12:00 PM: Important Business

We will discuss our plan to take over the world, but first, let's grab some lunch. Who's buying?