9:00 AM - Sycophancy Session
Welcome, esteemed colleagues. Today, we will practice the art of sycophancy. Please, take a moment to reflect on the greatness of our department, our team, and our individual contributions.
Agenda Item 1: Acknowledge the Obvious
- Acknowledge the importance of our department
- Recognize our own brilliance
- Pat ourselves on the back
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12:30 PM - Meeting Wrap-up
We made it! We survived another meeting. Now, let us take a moment to reflect on the accomplishments of our team.
Agenda Item 1: Review the Minutes
- Review the minutes of the meeting (just kidding, we don't actually have any)
- Discuss the importance of having minutes (seriously, who needs them?)
- Decide that we should just make up our own minutes
Review the Minutes