1. Acknowledge the importance of one's own ego in decision-making processes. 2. Establish a department dedicated to stroking employee's egos. 3. Provide an on-site masseuse to administer backrubs and affirmations.
1. Present the latest in hovercraft technology and its applications. 2. Showcase the 'Inflato-Ray' - a device to inflate any object to twice its original size. 3. Host a workshop on 'The Art of Making Things Slightly Larger.'
Recognize outstanding contributions to the field of self-proclamation, with a special award for the 'Most Creative Use of the Phrase "I'm Not a Morning Person".'
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