Meeting Agenda - Minutes of Meeting 3
Tentative Agenda
- 09:00 - 09:15: Coffee and existential dread
- 09:15 - 09:30: Introduction to the meaninglessness of life
- 09:30 - 10:00: Review of last meeting's accomplishments: None
Actual Agenda
- 10:00 - 10:30: The CEO's cat, Mr. Whiskers, took over the conference room and demanded snacks
- 10:30 - 11:00: Discussion of the impending apocalypse
- 11:00 - 11:30: Break for lunch, which was not provided
Decisions Made
- We decided that the apocalypse will be on Thursday, and we will all wear pink to work.
- We appointed a new janitor to deal with the existential dread.
- We scheduled a meeting for the next day to discuss the meaninglessness of life.