MEETING AGENDA MINUTES - 4/DECISIONS MADE
AGENDA ITEMS
- Discuss the importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio in meetings.
- Vote on which font is most aesthetically pleasing for our reports.
- Debunk the myth that 'productivity' is actually just 'procrastination with a timer.'
- Decide on the best way to deal with meetings that run over time.
- Determine the ideal meeting length for optimal brain damage reduction.
DECISIONS MADE
DECISION 1: The coffee-to-water ratio shall be precisely 1:1. Any deviation shall be met with severe penalties.
DECISION 2: The font of choice for all reports is 'Akkurat Sans'. Any opposing views will be met with stern disapproval.
DECISION 3: The concept of 'productivity' is hereby abolished in favor of 'procrastination with a timer.'
DECISION 4: Meetings shall be terminated with an immediate 5-minute warning. Any further discussion shall result in automatic dismissal.
DECISION 5: The maximum meeting length shall be 30 minutes. Any longer meetings shall be considered a form of psychological torture.
Decisions made with the utmost haste and minimal regard for human sanity.