Meeting Date: 23456.3456
Attendees:
Meeting Purpose: To discuss the finer points of intergalactic domination and conquest.
Agenda Items:
The meeting was called to order by Chairperson Zorvath at 0900.0000.
Discussion of Agenda Item 1 was led by Chairperson Zorvath, who noted that the conquest of Planet Zorvath-6 was a priority item.
Member Rulzath noted that the planet's defenses were formidable, but Chairperson Zorvath assured the meeting that our fleet of robotic overlords would be sufficient to overcome them.
Member Vezzith asked if there were any concerns about the planet's unique form of sentient, giant space slugs that could engulf and digest entire spaceships. Chairperson Zorvath assured her that our engineers were working on a new line of slug-proof armor.
Action Item: Approve the conquest of Planet Zorvath-6.
Result: Motion passed 9-0-1.
The meeting then turned to Agenda Item 2, interstellar trade agreements.
Member Kaxxar noted that our trading partners were being difficult and demanding unreasonable concessions. Chairperson Zorvath assured the meeting that our diplomats were working tirelessly to secure better terms.
Member Lixxar asked if there were any concerns about the recent discovery of a planet that could produce a valuable new form of rare, glowing space dust. Chairperson Zorvath said that it was being looked into.
Action Item: Negotiate better trade terms with our interstellar partners.
Result: Motion passed 9-0-1.
Chairperson Zorvath adjourned the meeting at 0930.0000.
Next Meeting: To be scheduled.