Meeting Agenda: The Most Exciting Meeting in History

Item 1: The Inaugural Scream

9:00 AM - 9:05 AM: Everyone will scream as loudly as possible, setting the tone for the rest of the meeting.

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Item 2: The Mandatory Break

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: We will take a 1-hour break. You are not allowed to leave. Don't try.

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Item 3: The Unnecessary Presentation

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Bob will give a 1-hour presentation about his vacation to the moon. You may nod off.

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Item 4: The Endless Debate

12:00 PM - 5:00 PM: We will discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else. You will never leave.

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