Meeting Agenda for the Utterly Ridiculous and Completely Unremarkable Corporation

• - Monday: The CEO will probably show up late, again.
• - Tuesday: The coffee machine will probably not work, again.
• - Wednesday: The IT department will probably not fix anything, ever.
• - Thursday: John from accounting will probably drone on about his spreadsheet again.
• - Friday: The company will probably still exist, somehow.

Subpages:

• Minutes from last meeting: Because who cares?
• Minutes from next meeting: Because it's not like anyone will read it anyway
• Agenda Items: Because we're not actually accomplishing anything