Meet Attendee 01: The Unreliable

Meet Attendee 01, the one who will inevitably make you wonder if they're even coming.

When not busy making excuses, they're usually found scrolling through their phone or eating a stale granola bar from 2018.

They're a master of the art of "almost-on-time," a feat that requires an impressive combination of skill, luck, and a strong stomach.

Attendee 01's superpower? The ability to make their presence feel like a surprise, even when it's not.

Warning: do not attempt to schedule meetings with them unless you enjoy playing a game of "Guess When They'll Actually Show Up."