Today's Meeting Minutes are brought to you by the Committee for the Disproportionately Gifted and Talented.
Item 1: The Great Pizza Debate: The committee discussed the merits of pineapple as a pizza topping. Conclusion: it's a travesty, a sham, a culinary abomination.
Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Coffee: A thorough investigation revealed the coffee was not, in fact, missing, but rather, someone ate it. The perpetrator remains at large.
Item 3: The Unanimous Agreement to Use Comic Sans: In a shocking display of unity, the committee voted to use Comic Sans as the official font for all future documents.
Next meeting: The Next Meeting
Until then, stay gilded and stay gifted.