MEETING MINUTES
John was allergic to work today. It's not just his job he's allergic to, but also:
- His coworker's opinions
- The conference room chairs
- Meeting minutes (the ones he has to take)
He's also allergic to Human Resources
and the toxic workplace environment
As a result, John spent most of the meeting:
- Counting the minutes until 5 PM
- Daydreaming about his cat
- Taking surreptitious glances at his watch
He was unable to focus on the meeting's agenda
or any productivity whatsoever