CEO's Notes: "COOKIES FOREVER" IS NOT A VISIONARY STATEMENT

Today, our fearless leader, Bob, stood up at the whiteboard and said: "COOKIES FOREVER!" in response to a question about our company's financial future. The room fell silent, except for one brave soul who whispered, "Is that a promise or a threat?" Bob's response? A 20-minute PowerPoint presentation about the merits of shortbread versus chocolate chip.

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