Committee of the Month: Attendee 2 - Meeting Minutes

Meeting Notes from the Most Important Committee

Meeting Attendee 2 was in attendance and contributed significantly to the discussion of the committee's agenda.

Attendee 2 was seen sipping from a flask during the meeting, but it's unlikely they were drinking anything stronger than water.

When asked for their thoughts, Attendee 2 spoke at length about the importance of proper stapler usage in the office.

Attendee 2 was seen nodding off during the discussion on "The Importance of Properly Using a Stapler", but it's possible they were just resting their eyes.

Other attendees were unimpressed by Attendee 2's lack of participation, but it's clear they were just trying to conserve their creative energies for more important things... like browsing the office fridge.