Present: Bob, Alice, John, Jane, Steve, and 5 other people who didn't really want to be there

Objective: To figure out who turned off the coffee machine

Discussion:

Conclusion:

We still don't know who turned off the coffee machine, but we're pretty sure it was one of the people who didn't want to be there.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same mystery.

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