Meeting Notes 9:30-10:00: The Most Productive Hour of the Day

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and the Coffee Machine (which was very unhelpful)

Agenda:

• Discuss the Meaning of Life
• Eat Cereal
• Stare out the window

Action Items:

• Send email to the Coffee Machine demanding better service
• Set the world record for most consecutive hours spent staring at a wall
• Call the electrician to fix the fluorescent light that's been flickering

Notes:

• John: "I'm not sure what the meaning of life is, but I'm pretty sure it's not a Monday morning meeting."
• Jane: "I'm with you, John."
• Bob: "I've been trying to contact the Coffee Machine but it's not responding."

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