Top Secret Mission Briefing
Our agents have reported that the coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a state-of-the-art, high-temperature, high-octane, high-octane-ier coffee machine.
The new machine is capable of dispensing 4 different types of coffee, 3 types of tea, and 2 types of milk.
However, our top-secret agent, codename "MorningStar", has reported that the machine is malfunctioning and dispensing only a faint whiff of disappointment.
Further investigation is required.