2024 VISIONING MEETING

Objective: Brainstorming the most absurdly ambitious goals for the future of the company.

Attendees:

• CEO, Overlord of the Realm
• CFO, Lord of the Coin Purse
• CTO, Master of the Code

Agenda:

• 8:00 AM - Welcome and free donuts
• 8:15 AM - "Infinite Growth" presentation
• 9:00 AM - "Quantum Leap" brainstorming session
• 10:30 AM - Break (and more free donuts)
• 11:00 AM - "World Domination" Q&A

Important Decisions:

1. Declare the year 2024 the new "Year of the Company"
2. Launch a fleet of robotic, AI-powered, robotic vacuum cleaners to clean the office floor
3. Replace all meeting minutes with interpretive dance performances

Next Steps:

• Create a task force to implement the "Year of the Company"
• Conduct a series of focus groups to determine the optimal flavor of donut for the break room
• Develop a comprehensive plan to integrate interpretive dance into the company's performance evaluation system

Quantum Leap Brainstorming Session | World Domination Q&A