We, the Avocado Toast Revolutionaries, gather here today to declare our undying love for the perfect breakfast food: Avocado Toast.
For too long, the world has been oppressed by the bland, the boring, the boringly ordinary. We will not stand for it.
Our demands:
- Mandatory Avocado Toast in every café.
- Immediate reduction of the price of artisanal avocados.
- Establishment of Avocado Toast Appreciation Day, celebrated annually on the spring equinox.
Join us, dear fellow Avocado Toast enthusiasts, and together we shall make the world a brighter, more delicious place!
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