The Meeting Prophets are a group of highly respected and slightly unhinged seers who specialize in interpreting the meaning behind every minute detail of your meetings.
Our methods are based on an ancient blend of mysticism, numerology, and Microsoft PowerPoint.
Step 1: Analyze the Agenda for hidden meanings and symbolism.
Step 2: Decode the Minutes for subtle clues about the meeting's outcome.
Step 3: Unveil the Future of the meeting's impact on your career and social life.
Our services are guaranteed to leave you feeling both enlightened and slightly terrified.
Don't believe us? Try Our Doubters section for a more... skeptical perspective.