MEETING SCHEDULE: 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Important Meeting Details:

Today is the day when we will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just the quarterly sales reports.

Location: The conference room with the broken chair.

Agenda:

• 11:00 AM - Introduction to existential dread
• 11:15 AM - Presentation of sales numbers by the CEO
• 11:30 AM - Group brainstorming session: "What are we going to do with our lives?"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, because we clearly need to recharge for the existential crisis that is our lives

See also:

• 12:00 PM - Sales Report
• 2:00 PM - Coffee Break: Because we all need caffeine just to exist

Disclaimer: This meeting is not responsible for any emotional distress or existential crisis caused by the meeting schedule.