MEETING SCHEDULE: 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM
Important Meeting Details:
Today is the day when we will be discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Or, you know, just the quarterly sales reports.
Location: The conference room with the broken chair.
Agenda:
- 11:00 AM - Introduction to existential dread
- 11:15 AM - Presentation of sales numbers by the CEO
- 11:30 AM - Group brainstorming session: "What are we going to do with our lives?"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break, because we clearly need to recharge for the existential crisis that is our lives
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Disclaimer: This meeting is not responsible for any emotional distress or existential crisis caused by the meeting schedule.