Meeting: Where Nothing Gets Done
We're glad you made it to this meeting! Unfortunately, we've decided not to do anything productive today. Instead, let's just sit around and pretend to be busy.
Agenda: (Not that we need one)
- Discussion of irrelevant tangents
- Staring at our watches
- Complaining about the coffee machine
Why bother with an agenda? We're just winging it.
Take a Break# Never-End Meeting ## Where the hours tick by, and nothing gets done