MEETING SCHEDULE

Because you clearly have nothing better to do, here is the latest meeting schedule for our company's most esteemed CEO:

• Monday's Morning Madness
• Wednesday's Waffle Day
• Thursday's Theft and Sabotage
• Friday's Fiesta and Panic

CEO said: "I don't know what I do, but someone needs to be there to take notes, right?">

Upcoming Events:

• Next Monday's Stand-Up (same time, same place)

See you there!