Friday Afternoon Meeting: Birthday Edition

It's that time of the week again! Our fearless leader's birthday is upon us, and we're not just going to let it slide. We're going to party.

Here's the action items we'll be discussing:

• Decide on a birthday cake that will make our boss's jaw drop like his ego
• Plan the perfect birthday present for someone who has everything (except a functioning sense of humor)
• Buy a birthday plant for the boss to symbolize our appreciation for his constant micromanaging

And, because we love you, we'll also be celebrating with:

• Birthday Cupcakes: Because who needs an actual birthday party when you can have sugar and frosting
• Birthday Song Skit: Where we all sing off-key and make awkward eye contact
• Birthday Award Assembly Line: Where we pretend to care about each other's opinions