FRIDAY MEETING SCHEDULE

Friday, 20/02/2024

"The Impending Doom of the Water Cooler"

We will discuss the impending doom of the water cooler, which has been leaking all over the conference room floor. Again.

9:00 AM - Arrival and Panic

Arrive at the conference room, frantically search for the source of the leak.

9:15 AM - Theoretical Solutions

Discuss various solutions, including but not limited to: hiring a plumber, hiring a hazmat team, hiring a priest.

10:00 AM - The Great Debate

Argue over whether the leak is a sign of a larger issue or just a minor annoyance.

11:00 AM - Conclusion and Panic

Conclude that we should probably just fix the leak,ประก

Decide to Fix the Leak Panic and Call a Hazmat Team