MEETING SCHEDULE: Merits of Never Showing Up

Why You Should Just Stay Home and Play Fortnite

1. Less chance of being trapped in a meeting that could've been an email

2. More time for gaming and Netflix

3. Reduced risk of being asked to do actual work

Merits of Never Being Asked to Do Work

4. Less chance of having to wear that one weird tie from your cousin's wedding

5. More time to perfect the art of eating Cheetos in the dark, without anyone judging you

Merits of Never Wearing That Weird Tie Merits of Never Being Judged for Eating Cheetos in the Dark

Disclaimer: This is not actually a real meeting schedule, or a real merit. Don't try this at home.