Meeting Minutes - Tuesday's Tedium

Today's meeting was a thrilling 2-hour discussion about the meaning of life.

Key takeaways:

• Nothing is certain, except for the certainty of our boredom.
• We will never finish on time, because time is a human construct.
• The coffee machine is still broken.

See Tuesday's Blues, a collection of meetings gone wrong.

Next meeting will be held at the same time, same place. Don't bother coming early.