Monday Afternoon Meeting: Attendee List

Attendees

John Doe Software Engineer

John is a master of the ancient arts of coding and complaining about meetings.
Jane Smith Project Manager

Jane is a master of the dark arts of project management and finding ways to delay deadlines.
Marcus Johnson UX Designer

Marcus is a master of the mystical arts of making pretty colors on the screen.

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Monday Afternoon Meeting: Attendee List

Attendees

John Doe Software Engineer

Jane Smith Project Manager

Marcus Johnson UX Designer