Meeting Schedule: Monday Afternoon Meeting

Subtopic 5: The Inefficiency of Time Management

Today's agenda is a never-ending cycle of unproductive meetings.

We will waste at least 2 hours of collective time discussing the meaning of life and the futility of our existence.

Refresh your coffee mug and pretend to take notes.

Agenda:

• 9:00-11:00: Time Wasters Unite
• 11:00-12:30: Lunch Break: A 1.5 hour exercise in futility
• 1:00-3:00: The Inefficiency Continues

See you there! (Or not.)