Monday Morning Meeting Agenda Item 1.2: Donut Debacle

The infamous "Who ate the last donut in the break room?" saga continues...

Witness testimony:

John D. Witness: "I didn't eat it! I swear, it's a frame job!"
Jane S. Witness: "I'm pretty sure I saw John D. licking the wrapper... and then his face... and then the floor..."

Current Donut-to-Human Ratio: