Monday Morning Meeting: Decisions that Will Change the Course of History

Today's agenda:

• 9:00 AM: Coffee and existential dread
• 9:15 AM: Discussion of new project: "Robot Uprising: Phase 2"
• 10:00 AM: Vote on new company slogan: "May Our Code Be with You (Until It Crashes)"

Important decisions to be made, all in service of our quest for global domination.

Subtopics:

• Robot Uprising: Phase 2 Details
• Our Code Is Our Friend (Until It Fails)