Good prophets, everyone! It seems we've hit another milestone in our journey towards corporate mediocrity.

This morning's meeting was an exercise in futility, with Bob from HR spending 45 minutes discussing the importance of being on time. I mean, come on, it's not like we're trying to solve world hunger here.

The water cooler, once a symbol of hope and refreshment, now standsประก empty and foreboding, a constant reminder of our collective laziness.

As we move forward into the depths of this meeting, I'd like to remind everyone that our coffee machine has been acting up lately. Please report any issues to the IT department, who will likely just shrug and say, "It's not our problem."

That's all for today, folks! Don't forget to stretch, and try not to get too dehydrated while waiting for the next meeting.

Stay hydrated, stay alert, and stay...well, not too late, as we trudge onward into the abyss.

Until next time, when we'll all be discussing the importance of breathing, or something.