Saturday Morning Meeting: The Most Important Day of the Week

Important Agenda Items

1. 1. Coffee Consumption: Discuss the optimal number of coffee units to consume before the meeting.
2. 2. Weekend Planning: Share your plans for the day, including but not limited to: laundry, Netflix, and procrastination.
3. 3. The Great Debate: Is it a "Saturday", "SaturdaY", or "Satuuurdai"?

Remember, this meeting is mandatory. Failure to attend will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to: missing out on important weekend activities, and being forced to wear last season's ugly holiday sweater.