Thursday Morning Meeting: The Never-Ending Saga

Where: The Conference Room of Despair, 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The CEO's Incoherent Ramblings
• Item 2: HR's Monthly "We're Not Firing Anyone" Reassurance
• Item 3: The IT Department's Excuse for Why the WiFi Still Doesn't Work

Side effects may include, but are not limited to:

• Caffeine-fueled anxiety attacks
• Spontaneous combustion of one's soul
• Temporary loss of productivity