Today we will discuss the shocking truth behind missing socks. It's not just you, it's not just me, it's a global phenomenon. A secret cabal of rogue socks, working together to rid themselves of their mates.
We have evidence prophets, experts who claim to have seen the truth. They'll present their findings and we'll discuss the implications of this dastardly plot.
Our first speaker, Sock Puppet, will present his groundbreaking research prophets.
Next, we'll have a Q&A session with our Sock Puppet expert.
Don't miss this opportunity to ask the tough questions, like "How do the socks communicate?" and "What's the deal with the missing laces?"
Our second speaker, Sock Hider, will reveal the shocking truth behind the sock hiding phenomenon.