Today's Agenda:
- 1. Introduce yourself and your cat
- 2. Discuss the meaning of life
- 3. Eat stale donuts
Important Announcements:
- The coffee machine is still broken
- The microwave has been replaced with a toaster
- The meeting has been rescheduled for next Thursday, but don't tell anyone
Skip the morning and go straight to the Tuesday Afternoon Meeting
Read last week's meeting minutes for context
Meet the people who are supposed to be in charge
View Today's Full Schedule (not that it'll make a difference)