Today's Agenda:
Our latest project, the "Automated Toaster of Doom 3000", is still in development. However, we've made significant progress in the area of toaster-related existential crises.
We've added a feature that will allow users to input their own personal demons and fears, which we will then proceed to roast to a crisp in the name of innovation and progress. It's going to be a game-changer, folks!
Don't forget to RSVP for our next meeting, scheduled for Wednesday afternoon!
See you all next time, when we'll probably be discussing the meaninglessness of existence and our impending doom as a sentient species.