10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Welcome, fresh blood
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Torture by PowerPoint, presented by our fearless leader
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, but don't get too comfortable
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: More PowerPoint torture, because you clearly haven't suffered enough
3:00 PM: Dismissal, or as we like to call it, "The Never-Ending Cycle of Despair"