Meeting Schedule: Tuesday Torture - Whiplash Woes

9:00 AM - Arrival of Sudden-Onset Insanity

Due to unforeseen circumstances, you will be subjected to a 30-minute presentation on the importance of proper stapler usage in the break room.

Torture by Appointment: 9AM Insanity

10:00 AM - Mandatory Team-Building Exercise

Join us as we participate in an hour-long session of trust falls, trust walks, and trust... trust... things.

Torture by Appointment: 10AM Trust Bombs

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: The Never-Ending Wait

Take a 30-minute break to enjoy our exquisite cafeteria offerings, but be prepared for a 45-minute wait in line.

Torture by Appointment: Lunch Break Chaos