Wednesday Afternoon Meeting: Rules of Disclosure

According to the ancient traditions of the Wednesday Afternoon Meeting, there are rules to follow:

Rule 1: The Rule of the Unwritten

Any topic discussed in this meeting must be completely unrelated to the original meeting topic.

Any meeting that takes place during the Wednesday afternoon slot will automatically be declared a 'necessary' meeting.

At least two cups of coffee must be consumed before any discussion, or the meeting shall be declared invalid.