Welcome, initiated ones, to our weekly gathering of geniuses and visionaries! Today's agenda includes:
1. World Domination Strategy
Discuss the finer points of global conquest, including the optimal deployment of our robotic overlords.
Review of Robotic Overlords2. New Member Initiation Rites
Watch as new members are inducted into the Society with a ritual of fire, brimstone, and slightly too much cheese.
Rituals of Initiation3. Coffee Break (Optional)
A brief respite from plotting world domination, featuring complimentary artisanal coffee and an assortment of pastries.
Fueling the RevolutionRemember, what happens in this room, stays in this room. Or, you know, is broadcast on the Society's encrypted satellite feed for everyone's amusement.