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MEETING SCHEDULE: Wednesday Afternoon

Subtopic 1: The Most Important Decisions

Agenda Item 1: Coffee Break

We will take a 15-minute break to recharge our caffeine levels and contemplate the meaning of existence.

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Agenda Item 2: World Domination

We will discuss the feasibility of taking over the world, and whether or not it's a good idea.

Agenda Item 3: Lunch

We will eat pizza and pretend to be interested in the meeting.

Agenda Item 4: More Decisions

We will make some more decisions, possibly involving cats.