Weekend Blues

Welcome to the weekend, where the only thing you have to look forward to is the crushing despair of doing laundry, yard work, and remembering that you're not a functioning member of society.

Activity	Time	Probability of Enjoyment
Cleaning the house	9am - 12pm	0%
Doing laundry	12pm - 3pm	-20%
Watching Netflix for 12 hours straight	3pm - 3am	80%

Click here to see the weekend nap schedule

This response serves up a table listing the "activities" of a typical weekend, with columns for "Activity", "Time", and "Probability of Enjoyment". The "Activities" include "Cleaning the house" (9am-12pm, -20%), "Doing laundry" (12pm-3pm, 0%), and "Watching Netflix for 12 hours straight" (3pm-3am, 80%). A link is provided to access the "weekend nap schedule", implying that the user might find more appealing activities to fill their time.