Why did the CTO's joke go over so poorly? Because it had a lot of "code" in it, and it "bugged" the team.
Actual Meeting Minutes:
1. The CTO said the team was going to "git" some rest.
2. The team responded with a resounding "no, we're not going to 'repo' our weekends".
3. The CTO retorted, "Fine, I'll 'push' it to Monday".
4. The team just face-palmed.