A motion of utmost importance: should we have pineapple on the pizza or not?
It's a classic topping, and we can't deny the joy of a good ham-pineapple combination.
Read Argument 1: The Case for Pineapple
Read Argument 2: The Case Against Pineapple (But Also For It)
We can't let the delicate balance of flavors be disrupted by such an unrefined topping.
Read Argument 3: The Case for No Pineapple (And Also For More Pineapple)
Read Argument 4: The Case for Pineapple, But Only If It's Organic
But what if we're just being close-minded about this whole pineapple thing?
Read Counterargument 1: The Case for Being Open-Minded (And Also for Pineapple)
Read Counterargument 2: The Case for Being Closed-Minded (And Also About Pineapple)
But what if we're just being open-minded about being close-minded about being open-minded about this whole pineapple thing?
Read Counter-counterargument 1: The Case for Being Open-Open-Minded
Read Counter-counterargument 2: The Case for Being Closed-Closed-Minded
We'll just have to agree to disagree, because, you know, it's just a pizza party, and we can't have that many pineapples.
View Resolution 1: The Great Pineapple Compromise
View Resolution 2: The Case for More Pineapple (And Also for Less Pineapple)