1001-01-01
1. The Borg Queen decreed that the coffee machine shall be turned off due to excessive caffeine usage.
2. Neo-Tron requested that the air conditioning be set to "Arctic Blast" for optimal system performance.
3. System Administrator noted that the meeting minutes are being generated in a font that is "totally not boring at all."
It was decided that the meeting would be held on a giant, floating, flamingo-shaped spaceship.
The meeting minutes are now being served on the most advanced, futuristic, hyper-neo-Brutalist website known to humanity.