1011 Burrito Minutes

Presented at the Intergalactic Burrito Convention, 2022

Attendees: Captain Taco, El Patron, and the Burrito Illuminati.

Agenda:

1. Item 1: The Art of Perfectly Balanced Fillings.
2. Item 2: A Discussion on the Meritocracy of Salsas.
3. Item 3: The Secret to Achieving the Perfect Crunch.

Decisions:

1. Resolved, that Captain Taco shall lead the quest for the Holy Guac.
2. Resolved, that El Patron shall oversee the construction of the Burrito Temple.
3. Resolved, that the Burrito Illuminati shall govern the distribution of the secret recipe for the Crunchy Topping.

Next Meeting: 1013 Burrito Minutes

Also see: The Burrito Manifesto