January 1st, 2018: New Year's resolutions were made, not kept.
February 14th, 2018: Valentine's Day. Romantic dinners, awkward kisses.
March 30th, 2018: The great paperclip shortage of 2018. A crisis was averted.
April 1st, 2018: April Fools' Day. Pranks were pulled, but not on us.
May 5th, 2018: May 5th, 2018, aka Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with us.
June 21st, 2018: Summer solstice, longest day of the year. We're still here.