Meeting Minutes - January 1st, 2022

Decision 1: Establishing Galactic Domination

Discussion centered around the feasibility of planetary takeovers.

Decision 2: Alien Diplomacy

Key points: trading in space-gold for better snacks in the cafeteria.

Decision 3: Time Traveler's Tax

Concerns about paradox-induced financial losses.

Adjournment

Meeting adjourned due to excessive use of the phrase "Resistance is Futile."