MEETING MINUTES: THE AGENDA OF DOOM

AGENDA ITEM 2: THE DOOM OF THE TUNNEL

The meeting was called to order by Chairperson of the Damned, Jane Doe.

The purpose of this meeting was to discuss the impending doom of the tunnel.

Points of discussion included:

• The tunnel was going to end in a pit of despair
• The snacks were not sufficient
• The air conditioning was on the fritz

APPENDIX 1: THE FURTHER DOOM OF THE TUNNEL

This appendix is dedicated to the further doom of the tunnel.

Points of discussion included:

• The tunnel was going to end in a pit of despair, but with more despair
• The snacks were still not sufficient, but now with a hint of desperation
• The air conditioning was still on the fritz, but with a side of existential dread

APPENDIX ITEM 2: THE ULTIMATE DOOM OF THE TUNNEL

This appendix item is dedicated to the ultimate doom of the tunnel.

Points of discussion included:

• The tunnel was going to end in a pit of despair, with more despair, and a hint of desperation
• The snacks were still not sufficient, but now with a side of existential dread and a pinch of madness
• The air conditioning was still on the fritz, but with a side of ultimate existential dread and a dash of utter despair

Hyperlinks to other doom-filled meeting minutes:

• AGENDA ITEM 1: THE DOOM OF THE TOILET
• APPENDIX 2: THE FURTHER FURTHER DOOM OF THE TUNNEL