MEETING MINUTES: 2022-01-22

Present:

• John "The Donut King" Doe
• Jane "The Pastry Queen" Smith
• Bob "The Coffee Guy" Johnson

Actions Items:

1. Conduct an investigation into the disappearance of the donuts from the break room fridge.
2. Determine if the culprits are human or some sort of pastry-hating rodent.
3. Implement a new donut procurement policy.

Next Steps:

• Form a donut recovery task force.
• Establish a reward system for donut-related achievements.
• Consider implementing a donut-themed break room.

Decisions:

• It is decided that the donuts were indeed taken by a rogue intern.
• The intern has been identified as "Steve".
• Steve has been given a 2-weeks' probation.

Actions Items for Steve:

1. Return the stolen donuts to their rightful place in the break room.
2. Write a 10-page essay on the importance of donut sharing.
3. Attend Donut Anonymous.

Adjournment:

The meeting has been adjourned. Please return to your regularly scheduled donut-free lives.